May 2013
165 posts
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
pretty in pink.
owlmylove:
When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and empty
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
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goddess-of-trickery:
awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:
Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.
I wonder what we look like to the outside world
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
i-louvre-art:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
I WROTE THIS ON MY GRADUATION CAP.
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
nerdgirllikeme:
livstarks:
we-must-unite:
cerezsis:
proudtobeahufflepuff:
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of...
termsofenragement:
Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
